Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
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In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
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i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
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