I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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