just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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