I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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