What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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