I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
I have post one night stand depression
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