bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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