she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
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I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
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No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
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