my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
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Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
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And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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