i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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