I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
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On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
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I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
i believe in u and ur pee
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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