Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
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