i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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