first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
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I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
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Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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