so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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