your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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