i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
He has the fingertips of a God
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