He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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