How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
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I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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