I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
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cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
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Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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