you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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