he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
The power of my boobs compel you
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
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