Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
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I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
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I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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