Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
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Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
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They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
Randomize