Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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