I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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