It's like a parade of train wrecks.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
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when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
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i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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