we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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