I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
I wish i was in the wii world.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
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I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
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He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
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