Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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