We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
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note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
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Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
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