Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
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I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
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I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Randomize