you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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