Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
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Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
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Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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