you would pick up someone in the library
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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