Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
i think i just lost a toe
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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