I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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