I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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