North Korea, Best Korea!
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
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I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
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Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
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