How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Its 6am. Um if my mom for some reasons asks, you stopped by my house around ten and had some wine with me. She is concerned I drank a whole bottle by myself. Woke me at 6am to interrogate..Thank god my pounding head thinks fast.
PS We had chips too. She is less concerned about the whereabouts of the chips but still a good lie always needs detail.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
