Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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