Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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