You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Randomize
