She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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