so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
the liver wants what the liver wants
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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