Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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