Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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