Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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