OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
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