I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
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You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
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I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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