You're my little dorito
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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