People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
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