Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
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shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
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Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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