I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
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